Since having Gazoo join the hunting
squad, I’ve decided that the crew’s name must be changed to the Three Stooges. I think I’ll change Barney’s name to Larry;
Gazoo will be Curly; and Jimmie will be Moe.
Let me elaborate on why…for multiple-weeks preparing for the week-long hunting
trip over Bryel Day, I watched Jimmie prepare many hunting lists: one for food, one for gear, and I swear I
seen one for “scaring the crap outta Barney i.e. keep him out after dark and
make bear calls.”
Subsequently, I decided since I was
politely asked to make potato soup and zucchini bread for the crew for their
trip that I would also put my own list for rules to abide by if one desires to
sleep and to eat in my… I mean ‘our’ new, one –year-old camper. Here is my list:
Rules
for The Hunter’s Wife’s Mlinar’s Camper
1) NO sleeping with the owner!
All
parties must sleep in their assigned/designated bunk-beds;
-extra
blankets can be made available by the camper’s owner via cell phone to The
Hunter’s Wife’s cell number for a deposit of 1-44 ounce soda (preferably coke
cola) from Sonic;
2) NO drinking wussy beer aka COORS!
-if
participating in drinking ONLY
1-12 once beer each evening, otherwise, there will be an intervention
-not
naming any one in particular but you know who you are, Larry aka Barney!
3) NO driving or backing into The
Hunter’s Wife’s camper!
-not naming any one particular but you know who you
are, Curly aka Gazoo!
4) IF any sheds are found, those sheds
will immediately become the owner of The Hunter’s Wife’s property!
5) NO stinking up The Hunter’s Wife’s
camper with activities such as any type of smoking
-not naming of any one in particular but you know
who you are, Curly aka Gazoo!
6) MUST bring back
material for The Hunter’s Wife’s blog!
7) GOOD LUCK & HAVE A GREAT TIME!!
I
thought my list was awesome! Apparently,
item #4 was not a big hit. I’m flexible,
though, I’d allow Larry and Curly to come to the house for supervised ‘Shed
Visits’ and even allow minimal fondling.
As for item #5, Moe and Larry provided Curly
with more than one daily death march through terrain that encouraged Curly to
become a non-smoker. OR perhaps Curly
was encouraged by the unstoppable, loud hacking he was doing while Larry and
Moe suggested for him to shut-up.
Photo
courtesy of:
OR
possibly, it was the loosely thrown around threats made...ones that brought
back memories as a young kid in the backseat of their parent’s car, bickering
with their siblings, annoying their parents who threatens, “Don’t make me turn
this car around or I will…!”
Despite the numerous spotting of sows
and cubs as well as a HUGE boar, Larry had an exciting, successful harvest! Moe and Curly provided assistance and basked
in Larry’s success.
Photo: Nice Hunt Larry!!
In conclusion, the crew HAD to under-go
a much needed name change! Additionally,
some more good news: there were no interventions required for
Larry! However, next year, I may need to
add a few more rules; make the list more specific in directions; and attempt to
bring out my inner-boy when alternating the list because Larry & Curly were
more than willing to point out to Moe, daily,
“She didn’t put it on the list!”
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